What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?